It's Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I wrote this post usin' this online English-to-Pirate translator from the original Talk Like a Pirate Day website.
But rather than doin' all t' talkin' meself, I thought I'd see how Prince Charles sounds in pirate-speak, so here's a quote from a recent speech o' his, translated into pirate-talk:
"Ladies and gentlemen, with t' crisis o' climate change and t' risin' cost o' food, never has it been so important t' take immediate action t' protect marine life and enaye t' sustainable management o' t' many resources and benefits that our seas provide t' us all."
Aaar, royal matey, I couldn't have said it better meself.